
And, as always, the only interesting thing in our protagonist's room is.Īh, Potions. Upstairs! True to form, Rocko has the most boring room ever. I don't think they're really on top of all this.īut at least they aren't just guys in Vigoroth suits. The other seems to be exercising in front of our TV. One of the Vigoroths is kind of pacing agitatedly back and forth, holding a box. Wait, if the Pokemon do all the work, what do the movers do? Do we still pay them?ĭespite somehow feeling like this will make no difference in my life whatsoever, okay. Since I was living with you and dad before, and I don't have any brothers or sisters, shouldn't I have had my own room before?ĭon't look now, but I think we have an infestation, mom. I figured it might be, since the moving truck stopped outside of it and you walked out the front door. That King Sven guy who thinks babies are Pokemon gave me the heads-up. I really wish you and dad would stop hiring people to kidnap me when you want me to go somewhere. Guess I should go see what's going on this time. Oh so this is what he meant by "you're moving to my hometown." I'd really like it if people stopped chloroforming me and shoving me into trucks. : Mom said she thought I looked kind of like a marsupial.ĭo you keep tabs on everyone who moves to your hometown before they've even moved there? That's kind of weird.ĭo I have to? I'm not an adventure kinda guy. Pokemon Researchers are kind of snoops.Īnd, because Lord Prancy and variations thereof wouldn't fit in our minimal amount of spaces: Why do you want to learn all their secrets, anyway? That seems creepy to me. Seriously, pick it up, has that kid been in the news or something? You don't even seem to know that that's not a Pokemon. My dad is a Gym Leader and I've know all of this stuff pretty much since I was four years old.

Maybe you can only see the top of its head, but I think your Lotad has been replaced with an infant with a giant lilypad strapped to its back. after we've been thoroughly confused by being ninja'd by the fourth wall. Then it's right back to business as usual. a very grammatically awkward, no-capitalization or punctuation greeting from the person who made the hack, linking to their website.

So cutting out the very beginning of Professor Birch's speech is. With something this epic, I can only imagine what will be out there to greet us when we.

with a giant deadly dragon-snake of legend staring us right in the eyes. And our Pokemon journey starts out as every such adventure should start.
